titanios:

oystermother:

philcoolins:

LOOK AT THIS RAINBOW

that’s about as metal as a rainbow is ever gonna get. 


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bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

ultrafacts:

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jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."


Students belonging to this house are known to be hard-working, friendly, loyal, honest and rather impartial. It may be that due to their values that Hufflepuffs are not as competitive as the other houses, and are more modest about their accomplishments.
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